Liz Lemon gets me
Songs of Sam’s Present:
damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up
I no longer need you to fuck me as hard
as I hate myself.
Make love to me
like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did.
I’m new to this
but I have seen nearly every city from a rooftop without jumping.
I have realized
that the moon did not have to be full for us to love it.
We are not tragedies
stranded here beneath it.
— We Were Emergencies - Buddy Wakefield (via shit-gaze)
"I called in a "No Questions Asked" with Lily. But, wait, why didn’t you do that? You must have like a million of those.”
- “I’ve never asked Lily to do anything ‘no questions asked’.”
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
o these are cool
I laugh every time I tell the story of the robbery.
I don’t know why.
I just do.